The Great White North

So the Italians are pole dancing and I’m just here like “…. huh…. pantsless...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:15:22 -0500

So the Italians are pole dancing and I’m just here like “…. huh…. pantsless party?” Yeah…. I’ll just be here guys. Watching the Italians pole dance…. without pants on, eh….. Totally normal.

NO PANTS PARTY!!!!! Batman boxer-briefs alllll the way!

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:06:08 -0500

NO PANTS PARTY!!!!! Batman boxer-briefs alllll the way!

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:48:25 -0500

-Welcome-

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:36:12 -0500

ribsandknives:

canadadaiyo:

ribsandknives:

canadadaiyo

-Natalia waved slowly, a little bit worn down from the day and going to the gym since she had nothing else to do- Hello there..

H-hello. My name is Matthew, it’s nice to meet you. Oh, but Mattie or Matt works too. May I ask you’re name? -Canada smiled politely and extended his hand for a hand shake-

-She shook his hand, giving a bigger smile- I am Natalia, it’s a pleasure to meet you!

Oh no, the pleasure is all mine Miss Natalia!

-Welcome-

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:24:58 -0500

ribsandknives:

canadadaiyo

-Natalia waved slowly, a little bit worn down from the day and going to the gym since she had nothing else to do- Hello there..

H-hello. My name is Matthew, it’s nice to meet you. Oh, but Mattie or Matt works too. May I ask you’re name? -Canada smiled politely and extended his hand for a hand shake-

lorisaurus: I drew a matthew

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:21:29 -0500

lorisaurus:

I drew a matthew

Has there ever been a time when you wanted to sleep but you couldn't sleep so you staid away at night and you stared at the ceiling and thought 'man i really should fucking sleep i have school/hockey in the morn' but you couldn't sleep so you just stared at the ceiling thinking about how much you really should sleep but you couldn't sleep because you were looking at the ceiling.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:08:59 -0500

Yes. It’s happened many times. Kumakigi likes to smack me in the face if I’m still awake in the middle of the night though, so I try to pretend I’m asleep when it happens….

What is your favorite show?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:06:58 -0500

………… Adventure Time…… ~~but don’t tell anyone, eh!~~

If you could fuck ANYBODY IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW HUMAN OR NOT WITH NOOOOOO REGRETS WHO WOULD IT BE?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:05:36 -0500

Everyone. Every. One.

Would you smoke weed with a friend if they wanted to?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:05:18 -0500

I…. eh…. ~~yes~~

((omg I am so allergic to weed it isn’t even funny…))

Since you are a country and kinda cant hold down relationships very well, have you had many one night stands like some other countries?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:04:39 -0500

That….. is a very personal question Anon. I’m not sure if I ever made this known, but…… physically I’m about 17. Do you ask non-country 17 year olds that?

Do you love natalia the way she loves you?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:03:21 -0500

0_0 Maybe, possibly…. Maple, I don’t know exactly how she loves me….

Have you had sex with Natalia? More than once? Is there a fantasy that you REALLY WANT WITH HER??!?!?!?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:02:15 -0500

Th-that’s personal! Damn, this IS Natalia isn’t it?! I! I don’t know if I should answer that last one! Maple…..

HAVE YOU SMOKED?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:01:07 -0500

I may have partaken in the smokage of things a few (many) times…..

Did you grow up in a happy home?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:00:21 -0500

I…. uh… that’s a hard question, eh. I guess you could say both yes and no..

Hey Matthew, do you ever make the maple syrup that everyone loves?

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:59:48 -0500

I not only make it, I bathe in it!

NATALIA LOVES YOU AND MISSES YOU

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:59:21 -0500

Natalia, is this you? I miss and love you too.

((I love you babycakes))

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:56:52 -0500

sass-mastertavros: C’mon. Guess. shinjaninja: lovebeyondmeasure: ( 2 Points ) My name: (...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:12:31 -0500

sass-mastertavros:

C’mon. Guess.

shinjaninja:

lovebeyondmeasure:

( 2 Points ) My name:

( 2 Points ) My last name:

( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:

( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with:

( 2 Points ) Hair color:

( 2 Points ) What kind of car do I drive:

( 2 Points ) Where do I work/study:

( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:

( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:

( 3 Points ) Do I drink:

( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:

( 2 Points ) How many:

( 1 Point ) Do I like ‘em:

( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do:

( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:

( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:

( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:

( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color:

( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:

( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:

( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:

( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:

( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV or book quote that I love:

( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Fail Stalker or New Stalker

#THIS IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST #OMG GUYS PLEASE TRY THIS IT’LL BE HILARIOUS #sending them in fanmail is okay too that way you can fit more in the message #or submit idk

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invisicanada: C’mon. Guess. shinjaninja: lovebeyondmeasure: ( 2 Points ) My name: ( 2...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:10:00 -0500

invisicanada:

C’mon. Guess.

shinjaninja:

lovebeyondmeasure:

( 2 Points ) My name:

( 2 Points ) My last name:

( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:

( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with:

( 2 Points ) Hair color:

( 2 Points ) What kind of car do I drive:

( 2 Points ) Where do I work/study:

( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:

( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:

( 3 Points ) Do I drink:

( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:

( 2 Points ) How many:

( 1 Point ) Do I like ‘em:

( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do:

( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:

( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:

( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:

( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color:

( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:

( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:

( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:

( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:

( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV or book quote that I love:

( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Fail Stalker or New Stalker

#THIS IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST #OMG GUYS PLEASE TRY THIS IT’LL BE HILARIOUS #sending them in fanmail is okay too that way you can fit more in the message #or submit idk

Omg guys do this please